Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Dear Abby's Top Ten

10. Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

9. Dear Abby: What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

8. Dear Abby: I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his. What should I do?

7. Dear Abby: I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Should I just keep paying, or do you think he should help share the expense?

6. Dear Abby: I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. What do you think? Can I trust him?

5. Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

4. Dear Abby: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $100 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy. Should I tell him so, or keep it to myself?

3. Dear Abby: Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it!

2. Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause. How should I handle this?

And the #1 All Time Toughest Question:

Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago, and he is a doctor. What should I do?

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